Simphiwe: My WCW

When my darling friend and sister's, Simphiwe, life bumped into my mine...let's just say I have a way of bringing out the wild and crazy side of people. Yes, I am the master of all things Crazeee!! One thing I love about Simphiwe is her spirit of not giving up even her back is against the wall. She's a fly chef (yes hunty, girl sure knows her way around the kitchen) and has a killer sense of style.

PS-Forgot to mention she one sexy dark chocolate mama!! #SheTaken

Drama Oh Mama

So you’re watching your favourite local television series or perhaps a telenovela, such as Isibaya, Generations, Isidingo or The Wild. The cliché scene of slapping and back stabbing plays out. And the scene plays as follows:

Olwethu: "Who the hell do you think you are?!"
Roxanne: "Excuse me! Do you have any idea has to who...."

[Olwethu slaps Roxanne]

Roxanne: "Oh you stupid, STUPID b@$th! That’s one mistake you’ll regret ever making."
Olwethu: "Oh Lord so help me I don’t kill you with my bare hands. If you ever, EVER think you’re going to get your hands on this company...well think again!"
Roxanne: "You forget I’m carrying the heir to this company, the very heir that renders me an instant shareholder of this company."
Olwethu: "You snake! You’ve always wanted your hands on this company, even if it means sleeping your way to attain it. I hope you burn in hell you psychotic b@$th!"
Roxanne: "I vacation there."

[End scene]
Though are we all aware, of where such dramatic essence comes from? Well, birth of theatre is the very birth of telenovelas and soaps. Therefore the one person I think of, who has had extreme contribution and influence in the performing arts, is the English born and bred poet and dramatist William Shakespeare. But who is William Shakespeare?

Records indicate that not much is known of Shakespeare’s early childhood though it is noted that he presumably attended the Stratford Grammar School. It is this very school in which its curriculum enabled Shakespeare to acquire the adequate knowledge and skills of which in turn have capitalised Shakespeare’s success. William Shakespeare was the son of John Shakespeare and Mary who was the daughter of a wealthy land owner and relative of aristocratic Ardens of Park Hall, Robert Arden of Wilmcote. Frankly, I’m so not into walking down memory lane pertaining to the life and times of Shakespeare. It will feel like I’m presenting a history lesson on him.

Though what surprises me is the relevance of his work such as Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, Merchant of Venice, Antony and Cleopatra and Julius Caesar to name but a few which is currently being studied in various educational institutions.

Although Shakespeare is a very prominent influence of the performing arts, he was not the only contributor to the arts.

With such drama talk it reminds me of my own drama days. Yep, back in high school, I Nkosana Edward Mdhluli ka’Nkosi was a drama geek at heart. Oh I truly loved the theatre. You see I wasn’t some hot shot famous theatre actor but an amateur school pupil competing in the EADS and Wits drama festivals amongst other schools. My ever first drama production I took part in was Dolly’s Room, then Toy’s R not Us the following year, bringing forth the birth of my alter ego Roxy from the Not A High School Musical production and lastly This is the END.

Yes, four productions over consecutive years and the one I hold most dear to my heart is Not A High School Musical. It’s the very production that took us to the finals of the EADS drama festival, in fact we won the festival cause of the production. Though I must confess, the whole drama team wasn’t feeling the production as major changes were implemented. So moi guesses CHANGE IS GOOD AFTER ALL!!
But apart from entertaining the audience or perhaps being part of a production team, what the performing arts or the life of the theatre has taught me is the fact that I practically get to walk in a person’s shoes and see their circumstances and not to instantly place judgement upon them. Therefore it’s not merely acting a role but taking a path of someone else’s life.

Though I wonder what life would be without our daily dose of drama. Thus I must thank Mr W. Shakespeare for his contribution to the life and times of nothing but drama. So ladies and gents...save the DRAMA for ya MAMA!!!

Sources consulted

Encyclopedia Americana. 1829. Volume 24.

APP-mania

I have many obsessions I tell you! Stalking sexy people, caffeine and  horror movies to name a few of my obsessions. Well thanks to the rapid growth of technological (TAKE-NO-AGE) innovation life has been easier! So here's my top 2 photo App obsessions that are a must have!!!

1. Instagram

If you thought MXit, WhatsApp or BBM was addictive, say hello to my photo-sharing app friend, Instagram. Yes ladies and gentlemen, this app is for those you just love taking photos of themselves or simply the beautiful world that's around them. So try it out and let your photo-taking take over!!!

2. Power Cam

Oh hunty...if you ever wanted to make your pics looks sickening, try the Power Cam app! This photo editing app is so easy to use, even granma would whizz!! So give it a go HUNTY!!!

 



Omega: My WCW

Remember the other day I told you about the many sisters I have?! Well meet my other sister Omega. Yes, another friend who has become a dear fellow sister to me. Love her to bits!! Like any Xhosa lady, you don't screw  with her!!! She's a true lady, so she keeps it classy (#NoDirtyFights), loves all things girly, loves her familia, amigos and hubby to be!!! Like all of my sisters she hella FINE!!! So #ShesTaken sorry gents!

Ms TK: My WCW

I have many sisters, that including both immediate family and friends. So ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to my many sisters, TARA!! She's not merely a friend who I met and developed a friendship with over the past 3 years and months of vasity, she's my sister from another papa! She's fierce, one not to be messed with, speaks her mind and B-E-A-U-TIFUL and she's my #WCW of the day!!!

Follow her on her @tara22kim (similar handle for both Twitter and Instagram accounts) 

A random NKAY memoir!!!

Do you wanna know who's Nkosana Edward Mdhluli ka'Nkosi....I'm asking YOU?!!!
Well do you?

This person who goes by the name Nkosana Edward Mdhluli ka'Nkosi is one weird individual. I mean, he has too many nicknames. Some call him BB...while others call him Roxy (that's his feminine alter ego who's was born from a drama production or you could say its his drag persona)...and some know him as Nkay.
Well this very weird individual is moi!!!

Yes I'm weird and that makes me unique and hella SPECIAL!!!

Though this ain't much of a memoir about me...more is yet to come. So sit back, relax and enjoy the ride cause it's gonna be BUMPPPPYYYYY!!!!

Ms Belle: My WCW

She's my friend, partner in crime, comforter, sources of gossip and best of all my sister. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I'm talking about none other than Ms. Buhle Hlatshwayo aka Belle. This lady is a force of nature not to be reckoned with and it's one of the qualities I adore about her. She's also a great cook, makes some mean chocolate-chip muffins and above all, she's B-E-A-U-TIFUL!!

follow her on her twitter account @Bee_Fatale